♚Happy Birthday Sasha!♚
THERE IS SO MUCHGOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD
SO GOD DAMN MUCH
SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT
AND PEOPLE CHOOSES FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
modern snapchat au where eren makes horrible decisions when drunk
both deny that they wanted this to happen; everyone else calls bullshit
Σ(゜ロ゜;) Don’t leave the flash on, Rin.
I draw too many selfies, stop me
check this out it’s really short and accurate like wtf
becoming attached to characters that you know are gonna die more like i didn’t sign up for this. i mean. i did sign up for it. i just didn’t read the fine print. i mean. i did read the fine print. but i still signed it. why did i sign it
does anyone else literally get stressed out by how many shows they need to watch like
- "oh is the second season of that out?"
- "but i need to watch that one too-"
- "but all of my friends are telling me to watch that one"
texting someone new is always weird.
like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis?
let me lay down some facts for you:
- aliens are real
- horoscopes are real
- skeletons are real
- star wars is probably real
- linkin park is almost too real
theres no cliche i love more than the ‘hate eachother at first - end up banging at the kitchen floor after months of pent up sexual frustration and passive aggressive innuendos’ cliche
- plot twist: you wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize
We all like to talk about that “Running like Naruto" phase that all dorky weaboo kids go trough, but what we don not talk enough about is the later “Sitting and eating like L" phase that all dorky weaboo teenagers go trough
i know, it’s tempting to make all those brokeback jokes but i implore you all to consider this instead: a happy ending
Finding people attractive when you’re asexual is like, “I don’t know what I want to do with you exactly, but I wanna do a lot of it.”